Fish Jumps Out Of River And Attacks Woman

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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 09:54 AM
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Fish Jumps Out Of River And Attacks Woman

I'm on a fish kick today, can ya tell?



http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6393659
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 03:10 PM
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Experts say sturgeons primarily live in the gulf.
I thought it said surgeons live near the gulf. Mentally following the context of the story.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 03:20 PM
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What was the lady's last name?

Kina ironic, don't ya think.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I'm on a fish kick today, can ya tell?
um, yeah, I guess so...

 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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I'm kinda curious. Was it her grand daughter that wrote the article?

Originally Posted by grand daughter
Sharon says "I relieve it every minute".

I remember nothing until I was pulled onto a platoon boat and revived.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 04:07 PM
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LOL @ closer.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 04:07 PM
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Holy guacamole... Who knew??

Yep, those SOB's look like they could take off more than just a few fingers.

http://www.riversportfishing.com/ima...Sturgeon-1.jpg

 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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I would believe that an Asian bighead or silver carp took her out before I would a sturgeon. Also, we have sturgeon in the lakes and rivers here year round that never see the Gulf.

I wonder who the rocket scientist was that wrote that story? Regardless of who it was, the editor should lose their job.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 06:53 PM
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I wish more fish would take up arms and help defeat this gender.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by quackrstackr
I wonder who the rocket scientist was that wrote that story? Regardless of who it was, the editor should lose their job.
I was just about to say that was probably the most poorly written/edited story I've ever been unfortunate enough to read.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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I wish more fish would take up arms and help defeat this gender.
Lmao. Ain't it the truth lol.
 
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 10:26 AM
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Here is the more likely culprit.

I guess it kinda looks like a sturgeon.
 
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