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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:37 AM
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That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would cook, clean, wash the truck and take care of the kids while we are at work AND give us some awesome hoopie-patch (and not complain about everything), then we'd be set!
Nah, seriously, I'd like a good relationship, and I wouldn't cheat, no matter how hot the other chick is...I might break up with my girl and then go do it, but I wouldn't cheat, nobody deserves to be treated that way...If you have an 'open' relationship, then yeah, it's all fair game, but if not, then Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pickup Man
That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would cook(does fast food count ), clean(if you don't throw your dirty clothes on the floor I got this one covered), wash the truck(my boyfriend is jealous of how much time I spend with "her", and he can have his own fun washing his H1) and take care of the kids while we are at work(babysitter is doing that while I am at work, not a stay at home mom yet) AND give us some awesome hoopie-patch(I haven't heard anything bad yet so i must be doing something right) (and not complain about everything), then we'd be set!
Also...

Women wouldn't have to complain if men did what they were told the first time
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 02:26 AM
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Would you trust a marriage therapist named Adrian Blow?
yah i had trouble reading the rest of the article after the article said "blow said"

Ive never cheated, never will. But i did steal a friends GF... maybe thats kinda like cheating... i dunno
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by DTheobald
That's all guys want...
I just want someone to hold me!!!!!




 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
See, now I don't see it that way at all. SHE is the married/committed one so she should get the wrath, not dude.

The way I look at it, if he's going to venture then so be it, it wasn't meant to be for us then.
But them who is going to cook me dinner?





(btw its all in good fun, I wouldn't actually shoot him, I think)
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 08:41 PM
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is that more accurate now?...

there is a certain law re: dudes & chicks, you just cant do that
naw him and i are still good friends to this day and we joke about it b.c his/my ex was very "easy" to say it nicely
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 09:08 PM
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Does being raped while passed out drunk count?

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.


Ohh wait that was just a dream.... do those count?


 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DTheobald
That's all guys want...

We also wish we could be part of a hiest with a monkey driving the get-a-way van.
 
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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pickup Man
That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would cook, clean, wash the truck and take care of the kids while we are at work AND give us some awesome hoopie-patch (and not complain about everything), then we'd be set!
All correct accept the bolded part.... I want a sugar momma too, I dont want to have to work!

So it should read

That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would cook, clean, wash the truck and take care of the kids while we are out playing (and not complain about it) PLUS give us some awesome hoopie-patch atleast once a day (preferably more), then we'd be set!

 

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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
ooooooooooooooooooooh, whats that from!?

Bill Engval?

Dane Cook i.e. the 3rd funniest man alive.
 
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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
All correct accept the bolded part.... I want a sugar momma too, I dont want to have to work!

So it should read

That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would cook, clean, wash the truck and take care of the kids while we are out playing (and not complain about it) PLUS give us some awesome hoopie-patch atleast once a day (preferably more), then we'd be set!



See, that's why I keep telling everyone you're a naughty boy!! Naughty boy!!
 
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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 12:31 PM
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That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would:

cook - CHECK
clean - CHECK
wash the truck - CHECK
take care of the kids - CHECK
while we are out playing - FU
and not complain about it - FU
PLUS give us some awesome hoopie-patch atleast once a day (preferably more) - CHECK & CHECK
 
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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 12:47 PM
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Would you trust a marriage therapist named Adrian Blow?
i heard he had a sister named aneta
 
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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BROTHERDAVE
i heard he had a sister named aneta
 
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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
That's not ALL that guys want...If we could find a girl that would:

cook - CHECK
clean - CHECK
wash the truck - CHECK
take care of the kids - CHECK
while we are out playing - FU
and not complain about it - FU
PLUS give us some awesome hoopie-patch atleast once a day (preferably more) - CHECK & CHECK

Thats what I'm saying...... It aint going to happen.
 
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