Stop the poop talk!! RP doesn't like it!

 

Atleast your not me and you have to live with lyme disease everyday...

Can't work/go to school
cant be with family or friends
cant have much of any hobbies anymore, and on and on...

Just about every week the most exciting thing for me is to go see a doctor to get more blood tests and IV's done

 

I'll take soup a$$ over constipation ANY day. Ever cried yourself to sleep on your bathroom floor because you can't crap? It's not fun

I've learned to appreciate the "hassle" of being done with #2 in 1 second flat

**Oh, moral of the story? don't eat have a tub of prunes by yourself in one sitting

 

Ever taken a crap that was so good that your pants fit better afterwards?

 

well I didn't expect the thread to take this route...I just wanted to point out atleast it wasnt you

 

CNN correspondent?

 

Apparently, you've never had the squirts so bad that Charmin feels like 400 grit sandpaper.

 

Oh snap! That'll chafe the old balloon-knot!

 

Sorry,

I drug into a meeting.

I have to go pick up the baby now.

Can we talk tomorrow? :o

 

Every day of my life.

 

Haha, yes I have... I have what doctors refer to as "IBS" aka irritable bowel syndrome, aka the doctors have no idea why I have the most irregular bowel movements known to man. Couple that with some "bad" chicken quesadillas down in mexico at a bachelor party, and yes, Charmin was like 400 grit sandpaper

 

you cant just steal others jokes and not give credit. thats from the one guy on blue collar comedy tour..not larry the cable guy, not jeff..the one with a cigar and a drink everytime. anyways thats his joke.

 

Ron White

I couldn't remember where I heard it.

 

hmm sorry man.


n btw this thread is not what i expected to read when i opened it

 

Yep!!! Sure is a totally different tunnel than I had in mind too.