In original native culture of Thailand , when males
reach the age 18 they participate in a ceremony as
follows:



They stand naked in a large circle, facing inward. A
beautiful naked girl does a sexy dance in the center
of the circle. Behind each male is a beautiful naked
girl. As soon as all the males are excited and have
erections, the girls behind them reach through between
their legs, pull their erect penises downward and then
release them.



Their penises spring back up and go "WHAP!" against
their bellies. This is considered a measurement of
strength of masculinity.



And that's why the capital of Thailand is called
Bangkok

 

 

Isn't "Today's Funny" actually supposed to be funny?

 

Owned

 

Oh, c'mon DZ that's a knee slapper
It helps if you can mentally visualize it.

 

See, now that's funny, thinking about you visualizing a bunch of **** making a "whap" sound.

 

OK, so why do they call that other place Phuket?

 

Due to all the pecker slapping going on in here

 

"You gonna name this place?", "Nah, phook it"