Posting for a friend:

For sale:

1985 Blue Volkswagen. Only 50 original miles. Only first
gear and reverse ever used. This car is immaculate inside
and out. It still has the original tires, brakes, fuel and
oil. Only one person has ever been in this beauty. Owner
wishing to sell due to a layoff. No delivery available, you must pick up.

Please, serious offers only.