A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would come in with him and be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back, and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money."

"He paid for the Mercedes I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Green Bay Packer season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.




He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"




The cabby said,




"I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

 

I dont care who ya are that's funny right there

 

throw him out of the house naked then slap the bitch across the face.

 

I'd go jamzwayne on his ***. Everything is paid for... right?

 

I'd tell him he could keep her, she wasnt that good anyway, and I'd take the stuff he bought me.

 

Dude has it made!

Go find a nice piece of action, and just stay out of suga momma and her suga daddies business...

 

How big of a difference is there between a cuckold, and a well paid cuckold?

 

I would tell the cab driver to go on out, then two bodys would never be found.

 

I'd go looking at new trucks!!!!

 

Good one Jamz