Every day i get to work on time and i park in this beautiful space that sits on the corner of our office parking lot. I park backwards so imagine if you will on my left a median with a tree and no space to park another car and on my right is the rest of the parking lot. THE SPACE IS ONE AND A HALF SPACES WIDE!!! and still some jerk parks on top of me

 

All the time.

I park in the furthest corner of the parking lot where no other cars park....I always double park to keep MORONS away from my truck, but there is always some assclown that double parks next to me....kinda defeats the purpose of double parking now doesn't it?

BTW..nice looking truck.

 

Thanks jamzwayne

I have to calm down, but i can see my truck from my office window and i soooooo want to Chuck Norris roundhouse kick who ever parked like that next to me in the face!!

 

Thats why I park next to the hydro pole. I leave enough room between myself and it so that I can get out no matter how close some moron parks to me on the other side.

 

Hydro pole?

 

 

Little regional slang, its what we call the electricity poles here. Since its all done by Manitoba Hydro (the only power company)

 

Phew...I thought I was being blonde again!

 

Yep.

Just like right now.

 

I believe the technical term for parking lot incidents like this is "Going Jamzwayne on his ***"


regards

 

I thought maybe it was a whizzing post.

 

Yep, that is correct.

 

Never happens to me.

There's only 6 vehicles in our lot on any given day, and we all kinda have adopted our own spot (no marked spaces, or pavement )

 

HA!! Finally the rain in South Florida is working to my advantage. Guess who left his window down in the rain.....

Hope he likes wet seats!

 

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EDIT: goofy language thinger... take out the space