Can anyone make me one? or how do i make one?

 

Not ANYONE can make them (although many have tried)



First, buy this -







. . .then, read this . . .







. . . then take and pass this . . .







and you'll be ready to rock and roll.

Sure, it's serious overkill, but if you can do that, and have just a hint of talent, you'll be able to kick out sigs in your sleep . . . then everyone will recognize you're good at it . . . then they will ask you for your help . . . and then you can spend your valuable time doing it for free . . . and then the beggars will complain that it's not what they wanted (even though you gave them something you could otherwise have charged them 200 bucks an hour for with a 2 hour minimum . . . but cheap bastards are ungreatful usually, so such behaviour is to be expected . . .

One thing to keep in mind . . . if you make a sig, make it 500 x 100, DON'T MAKE IT GIGANTIC LIKE SO MANY OF THE KIDS HERE DO.

Repeat to yourself . . . 500x100 over and over until it is burned into your brain.

Do that and you're better than 90% of the people here who make sigs . . . regardless of whether the content is any good or not.

Have fun

K

 

hah kobashi, dang long post.... sounds like you're a little bitter.

what did you have in mind redneck? I wont be able to look at photoshop until friday probably, but im sure ill have time to whip something quick up for you if no one else steps in and offers help.
-Patrick