GETTING OLD - Joke
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GETTING OLD - Joke
A senior citizen went in for his yearly physical
with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor entered the examination room he said,
"I will need a urine sample,
a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, who was hard of hearing,
turned to his wife and asked, "What did he say?"
The wife yelled back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor entered the examination room he said,
"I will need a urine sample,
a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, who was hard of hearing,
turned to his wife and asked, "What did he say?"
The wife yelled back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by henkyjenky
bluejay432000 went in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor entered the examination room he said,
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
bluejay432000, who was hard of hearing,
turned to his wife and asked,
"What did he say?"
The wife yelled back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
When the doctor entered the examination room he said,
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
bluejay432000, who was hard of hearing,
turned to his wife and asked,
"What did he say?"
The wife yelled back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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So the old guy passes his physical and the doc asks him how his life is, so as to determine his mental capacities. When the doc asks him about religion, the old man says he has a special relationship with God.
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by Raoul
So the old guy passes his physical and the doc asks him how his life is, so as to determine his mental capacities. When the doc asks him about religion, the old man says he has a special relationship with God.
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
That's not me either!
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally Posted by Raoul
So the old guy passes his physical and the doc asks him how his life is, so as to determine his mental capacities. When the doc asks him about religion, the old man says he has a special relationship with God.
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
"In fact, when I wake up at night and walk into the bathroom, God turns the light on for me and when I leave God turns the light out."
Later the doc tells the man's wife, " I'm concerned about your husband, he claims that God turns the bathroom light on and off for him at night."
The wife says, "Oh dear, he's peeing in the refridgerator again."
Jeez! Whatever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality.
