DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... (This one is worth passing on.)
>This one is for everyone who ..
>a) has kids,
>b) had kids,
>c) was a kid,
>d) knows a kid
>e) is going to have kids
>I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
>having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
>"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
>in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to
>eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was
>standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
>face.
>I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
>She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

 

I can see that happening.

 

Oh yuck!

 

Talk about an alltime backfire!