Bubba has shingles

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"


THE HARDWARE STORE


Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife, Mary, to the hardware store.


At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer.


When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl
replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."


"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and
Carl went to the back room to find it.


From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that
hinge?"



Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."


This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.


Thought of the day from Maxine's sister......



What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer:

Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.