Church Bells
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Church Bells
Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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Rhythmic sex was popularized by the movie '10' with Bo Derek.
I told my wife to pick something that would be 'our song'.
She chose 'Wipeout' by The Safaris.
I eventually got my own bedroom.
I told my wife to pick something that would be 'our song'.
She chose 'Wipeout' by The Safaris.
I eventually got my own bedroom.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
Rhythmic sex was popularized by the movie '10' with Bo Derek.
I told my wife to pick something that would be 'our song'.
She chose 'Wipeout' by The Safaris.
I eventually got my own bedroom.
I told my wife to pick something that would be 'our song'.
She chose 'Wipeout' by The Safaris.
I eventually got my own bedroom.
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