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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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Some Lucky old guy...

I never told you guys this, but there is a lady in my office who is like fine wine... People always say black people tend to look a lot younger than they are as they get older. This is true in some cases, but not all. They also say white people tend to look older than they are. Tanning in the sun quicken the agin process- or so they say...

Well, this lady must be the exception to that rule, because she's white, and probably in her mid-to late 50's. The only reason I say that is because you know how older people's skin seems to thin out as they approach 60, and the crow's feet become evident. Her face is the ONLY thing that gives away her age. She's still cute, but you won't think she's as young as Scarlett Johanson...

This woman's body is still super-fine. She's walking proof that getting old doesn't mean you have to look old. She's got it all. About 5'4", about a size 5, nice hips, rump, fun bags, hour glass shape, flat stomach, and she wears some real tight jeans sometimes, and a lot of the stuff that the younger girls wear too...

Grandma is looking real nice, let me tell you, and she still gets noticed. Body-wise, she's in the same league with the other 3 hotties I told you about in this office, who are barely half her age. She's got nearly 2 decades on these girls, but they don't have much on her, in terms of body...

I know this thread is worthless without pics, but, I need my job and can't run around taking pics of these ladies... But, I'd like to.

There was a lady like her at my old job, but she was black. Very sexy, very cute, very classy... Even her walk was sexy... She had all us young boys drooling. About 5 years later her mom passed away, and a few of us went to the funeral. There she introduced me to her son, who was my exact age... I shook his hand, but if I had been single, I'd have tried to date his mom- for real...
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 11:35 AM
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This thread is absolutly worthless. What is the point? Good grief!
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
This thread is absolutly worthless. What is the point? Good grief!
I know... I know you guys have imaginations though...
If you've been married over 7 years, you know imagination is what keeps us sane...
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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I know... I know you guys have imaginations though...
If you've been married over 7 years, you know imagination is what keeps us sane...
Wait until you have been married 44 years.
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 11:52 AM
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Is she hotter than the 50 year old grandmother that does the bowflex commercials?

I'd knock the dust off that hoopie patch in a heart beat.
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Is she hotter than the 50 year old grandmother that does the bowflex commercials?

I'd knock the dust off that hoopie patch in a heart beat.
She's hot, but not THAT hot...

ALL those Bowflex girls are hot...

The one in those white shorts

There's another one, I forget what it is, some exerciser thing-a-ma-jig, and the girl has on all blue, doing the leg extension thing...

Not to mention the girls on Spike TV that they show (The one walking away) and the one dancing

God, I love women...

Why couldn't I have been born super-rich, instead of just so good looking???
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:24 PM
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This thread needs a little more spice to keep it going...

So speaking of old hotties, what's the biggest age gap you've nailed?! My personal best was 17 years.
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
This thread needs a little more spice to keep it going...

So speaking of old hotties, what's the biggest age gap you've nailed?! My personal best was 17 years.
16 years.

20 - 36..

Biggest gap downward was 18 - 22. (You gotta love AIT)

Had another one who was 34 and I was 23... I used to knock the dust offa that...
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
This thread needs a little more spice to keep it going...

So speaking of old hotties, what's the biggest age gap you've nailed?! My personal best was 17 years.

HA..I got that beat.

I was 24 and she was 54. In case your math sucks, thats 30 years.

She was a personal trainer, and I was fresh outta the Corps and in great shape.


She was hott for 54, I had to have proof after I found out her age. I didnt believe her. Her name was Barbara.

[edit]If this post seems "rushed"....that's because it is.
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:28 PM
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30 years?! Wow... nice!

So who else banged their mom's friends?
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
30 years?! Wow... nice!

So who else banged their mom's friends?

Oh man, I wish.

My mom had a friend she worked with when I was in high school. She was smokin, and had 3 kids. I used her image many nights in the shower.


oops, did I say that out loud?
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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dang Jamzy gettin lots of hoopie patch
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Patman03SprCrw
dang Jamzy gettin lots of hoopie patch



When I was in the Corps, I was, what most people call, a "*****".
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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Milf yes, Gilf.....it'd take a lot o' alcohol
 
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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I've never done anyone older then me? Just younger. Huh.

I would love to do the bow flex chick! God she's hot!
 
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