A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."

 

PC enough for me. I liked it, think its funny as hell. If you don't like it, you probably don't belong in this country anyway..HAHAHAHAHA



BREW

 

 

I agree, but don't wanna get kicked off the site, hence the disclaimer...

 

If I'm still around I highly doubt your gonna get banned over this 2nd-grade joke.

 

Yeah, but we have to make certain allowances for people from Detroit...
Something about rights for the mentally challenged...

 

I must be mental... this pic just cracks me **** up every time!!! .

 

I never knew the devil was homo...

 

D, you look distinguished with that glue on face fuzz, you should try growing a beard.

 

A man, fearing that he was losing his mind, showed up at his Hispanic doctor's office wearing only seran wrap. The doctor told him he could clearly see "hees" nuts.

 

remember the south park movie

 

Good one 98!

 

There's too damn much PC garbage being shoved down our throats so