1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

I've read that before, still funny

 

feel better already!

 

I like this one:

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

 

8. Don't use any punctuation

This one sounds like a few people on here.

 

Mine was the Crusher.

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

After getting my coffee at night I used to sit near the entrance of the Tim Hortons parking in my Cougar with the headlights on, everyone would look over as they were slamming on the brakes. Did it every now and then just for laughs

or try this www.whackyourboss.com

 

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.



Thats funny right there, but I doubt I could do it with a straight face.

 

A crisp soup sandwich to go always gets their attention too.

 

At Taco Bell or Mc donalds, order a plain hotdog.

When they tell you they dont have hotdogs

reply with; What, you dont have any weiners?

Especailly funny when ordering at the counter in or near the dinning area.