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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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I've never met a girl named Michelle that was ugly...
Going along with that, I've never a girl named Amber that's wasn't a freak between the sheets. Also, getting them to that point wasn't hard, either.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
High-Five on that...

Yeah, Abbey is so cute, I'm sure it's a violation of a law, in at least 2-3 states.

Not to mention Vida Guerra and Esther Baxter:

Especially Esther Baxter.....

And, did I mention Esther Baxter...?

How's a girl that gorgeous, keep the name "Esther"? She should change her name to something sexy- like, "Monica" or, "Monique"...

I've never met a girl named Michelle that was ugly...

Anything but Esther...
Vida Guerra =
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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B thats just nasty!!! they coulda got someone better for the cover
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BigTRQ
Going along with that, I've never a girl named Amber that's wasn't a freak between the sheets. Also, getting them to that point wasn't hard, either.
Any "A" name for that matter:

Alicia, Alisha, Aisha, Ann, Annette, Aniese, Adaliese, you name it...
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 05:36 PM
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Beyonce was supa fine a few years ago; but, she needs to watch the chicken and waffles now. Besides, if we were together, and she dropped those "Irreplaceable" lyrics on me, she'd be out the door so fast she'd have to wait in the street "the full minute" for my replacement to show up and give her a ride home.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Beyonce was supa fine a few years ago; but, she needs to watch the chicken and waffles now. Besides, if we were together, and she dropped those "Irreplaceable" lyrics on me, she'd be out the door so fast she'd have to wait in the street "the full minute" for my replacement to show up and give her a ride home.
Yeah, those lyrics are kinda " c o c k y" if you ask me...

It's true, (In her case) but to acknowledge the fact that it's true, is truly, low-class. She's not unique in that matter, any woman (just about) can have any man (just about) if she puts her, ahem, "mind" to it...

Heck, women are replaceable too. I had a stunner, 19 on the 20 scale, (Beyonce's a 20) and thought she was the one, how'd I get so lucky, yadda-yadda-yadda... We broke up and I told my roomate I'd have her (My Ex's) replacement in bed by next Friday. (That was on a Saturday night).

I went on vacation up to Lawton, OK that Sunday on a 4-day pass (We'd just got back to Ft. Hood from NTC) and I worked the 2 days when I got back, so I missed my target by 24 hours. (Saturday, midnight)

It might take a few extra days to replace them, than for them to replace us, but they can be replaced. Less time than that the closer you are to being an underwear model type guy...

But, when a woman chases us, it's just a matter of time before they get us...

We're strong fellas, but, not that strong.

As Yoda would say, "Strong in the force I am... But not that strong."

I know me, so I stay away from places where the opportunity even has a chance of presenting itself. Put the selection right in front of me and I'm gonna have a tough time not sampling the cuissiene.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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Yeah, those lyrics are kinda " c o c k y" if you ask me...

It's true, (In her case) but to acknowledge the fact that it's true, is truly, low-class. She's not unique in that matter, any woman (just about) can have any man (just about) if she puts her, ahem, "mind" to it...

Heck, women are replaceable too. I had a stunner, 19 on the 20 scale, (Beyonce's a 20) and thought she was the one, how'd I get so lucky, yadda-yadda-yadda... We broke up and I told my roomate I'd have her (My Ex's) replacement in bed by next Friday. (That was on a Saturday night).

I went on vacation up to Lawton, OK that Sunday on a 4-day pass (We'd just got back to Ft. Hood from NTC) and I worked the 2 days when I got back, so I missed my target by 24 hours. (Saturday, midnight)

It might take a few extra days to replace them, than for them to replace us, but they can be replaced. Less time than that the closer you are to being an underwear model type guy...

But, when a woman chases us, it's just a matter of time before they get us...

We're strong fellas, but, not that strong.

As Yoda would say, "Strong in the force I am... But not that strong."

I know me, so I stay away from places where the opportunity even has a chance of presenting itself. Put the selection right in front of me and I'm gonna have a tough time not sampling the cuissiene.

Yup; but, it all depends on how selective you are and how much time you put in. And I don't have any trouble passing on someone I'm not interested in, no matter how much effort they put into it. That song was a big turn off for me and the Beyonce stock took a plunge. I'd say that a lot of women love it though.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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You know what guys, there are better looking girls than Beyonce to debate in the issue.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:42 PM
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You know what guys, there are better looking girls than Beyonce to debate in the issue.

Absolutely!





I'd still put her in the street if she pulled that crap though.
 

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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:51 PM
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Two things...

1. Yes, there are better looking women than Beyonce... (Not many, but some)

2. I have loved Eva Mendes' (Above) looks since the first time I saw her (In that Steven Segal / DMX movie)


3. Folks are chasing Beyonce', she's not chasing them... IT doesn't work like that...

The on that's "chasing" fame, is the Girl who wrote "Confessions of a Video Vixen"

Now, ladies & Gentleman, that is a *****... Doubt me? Read about her...
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 07:08 PM
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Eva Mendes would look better with one of these on her head.



It's good to have differring opinions.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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Eva Mendes would look better with one of these on her head.



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If that's what it takes, I'm all for it.


Here's one you might like...















 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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Odin, please don't post any more family album photos. Especially the ones of your mom.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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Odin, please don't post any more family album photos. Especially the ones of your mom.

How do you know my "mom"? Now we know why they really call you Stealth. Sneaky bastard!


You'd better treat her right.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
How do you know my "mom"? Now we know why they really call you Stealth. Sneaky bastard!


You'd better treat her right.
Sure. Where's that damn sack so I can puke now.
 
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