if you want to cure the hang over. get up after sleeping 2 hours, throw up, stumble to your truck, drive towards work, make an urgent stop on the highway to throw up again, continue on to work and prepare for a 14 hour day. By time you sober up your day is half over and it goes by so fast. Then drink 2 gallons of water and you should aight

 

Don't drink, works everytime

 

Abstinence is the key.

 

Main thing after drinking is eating food and drink a lot of water before you go to bed and when u wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night... Drink more water... Next morning you will have a little headache or nothing at all....

 

Hit up a cute nurse for an IV.

 

Gatorade and saltines afterwards. Drink lots of water before going to bed. You're dehydrated and your body chemistry is out of whack.

 

mmmm All this beer talk is making me thirsty!!!

---Its miller Lite time---

 

Pedialite....It's the college students cure for a hangover

 

Well if you know someone in the military with a combat lifesaver bag, have them start you an IV and give you a couple bags of saline!! Works amazingly!!

 

There are a bunch of smoothies that are supposed to be godo too. Lots of fruits and honey and OJ in it. Should help some.

But like others said, in the future stay hydrated at all costs BEFORE bed.

Eating some food can help too.

 

Get out!!! I never heard that one before, but it makes sense.

 

Get up at 4:00 AM and run 6 miles. It used to work wonders when I was in the Army.

 

before you go to bed drink really cold water untill you puke and then drink some more. puking up something cold feels good kinda like cleaning out your stomach.

 

Had my first gnarly drinking night with friends last night since I turned 21 back in September. I was told I had 5 beer bongs, 3 beers, and a few shots of tequila in between all that. Needless to say, I got pretty damn sick. Throwing up over the balcony on top of someones car (damn i feel bad) and waking up in the bathroom. The last time i got that sick was when I was about 18, and my friends thought they would be funny and video tape me being a mess in the bathroom. At least these new friends didnt do that this time. I remember 1 of the girls literally doing everything she could to make me comfortable...putting a cold towel on my head, getting my blankets and pillows and water which i couldnt drink. I even remember her taking off my pants (which had some nice throw up on them) It was either the liquor in between all the beer, or just literally too much beer. WAKE UP CALL! So after i got home at about 7 am, i kept puking a little bit more and had a MAJOR headache. I couldnt hold down water, 7 up, fruit drinks...nada. FInally after sleeping for about 9 hours, I was able to get up and take a hot shower. Let me tell you...if you have a headache, that cures it instantly! So anyways, theres my story for you all. AFter being in bed for 10 hrs i kind of needed to type out my night.

Criticism welcome!

 

That story is good, but this one is better.

So, two days before my buddy Doug's wedding, we travel to his bachelor party in Las Vegas with our best friends, Phil, Stu, Alan. Doug's future father-in-law lends us his convertible Mercedez Benz that is his pride and joy. We rent the best suite in the Caesar's Palace and we go to the roof to celebrate. Alan proposes a toast to Doug and we drink his booze. The next morning, Phil, Stu, Alan and I have a hangover and we do not recall what we did the night before. The room was upside down. Our buddy Doug was missing. There was a baby in the closet. A tiger in the bedroom. A chicken in the room. Stu had a missing tooth. Oh and did I mention our buddy Doug was missing. So we spent all of our time trying to track down Doug and remember what happened the night before. Turns out Alan had spiked our booze with roofies in the beginning of our crazy night.

Eat food. Drink lots of water.