(I obviously can't spell competition)

I see there are some threads here in GD containing some warm political discussions. I found this pic on Yahoo image search and thought it was great, and I can only imagine the wonderful politically motivated captions you all can come up with. Be creative and clean please, and at the end of the competition I will somehow come up with the first annual Stealth's Political Caption King winner. The winner gets bragging rights and that's it, I'm cheap. Happy captioning!

 

Look! Corn!

 

Nuke-Lur Corn Cob! POP ME!

 

 

I has gotted sum kornn!

 

Look. Don't make me shove this up Yoda's hinney.

 

I dun bot dis kornn dowwn att du mark-it!

 

No toliet paper? I depend on our heartland!

 

Moo? Nah, I like Wisconsin Cheese!

 

This ear brought to you by Pioneer Seed!

 

I'm serious Taliban. We will give you this ear of corn if you cease using IEDs! No, really...

 

This here ear reminds me of my Air Force One Aereo-plane.

 

If I were to fly out of a window, do you think this ear of corn would save me? No, you say? What if I was Japanese?

 

Corn makes paper on days that end in 'a.y.'.

 

Ahh Shucks!