Stealth's Political Caption King competion thread....
 

(I obviously can't spell competition)

I see there are some threads here in GD containing some warm political discussions. I found this pic on Yahoo image search and thought it was great, and I can only imagine the wonderful politically motivated captions you all can come up with. Be creative and clean please, and at the end of the competition I will somehow come up with the first annual Stealth's Political Caption King winner. The winner gets bragging rights and that's it, I'm cheap. Happy captioning!

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Look! Corn!

Nuke-Lur Corn Cob! POP ME!

:lol:

I has gotted sum kornn!

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Look. Don't make me shove this up Yoda's hinney.

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I dun bot dis kornn dowwn att du mark-it!

No toliet paper? I depend on our heartland!

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Moo? Nah, I like Wisconsin Cheese!

This ear brought to you by Pioneer Seed!

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I'm serious Taliban. We will give you this ear of corn if you cease using IEDs! No, really...

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This here ear reminds me of my Air Force One Aereo-plane.

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If I were to fly out of a window, do you think this ear of corn would save me? No, you say? What if I was Japanese?

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Corn makes paper on days that end in 'a.y.'.

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Ahh Shucks!