Visa, It's everywhere you want to be.

 

New Doc Martens - $79.95
New Lee "Action Shorts" - $35
All your girlfriends showing up at your place at the same time - Priceless

 

After Mothra brags about being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose,
Godzilla demonstrates how he can suck a Jap through a plate glass window.

Sled...

 

Wait!!!! What about my golden parachute!?!?!?!?!.

 

After Toyota passes Ford Motor Co. as America's #2 auto maker. Ford quickly response by removing all asian employees from Ford World headquarters.

Sled...

 

Sing Lee (96th floor, sales) realized the error of his ways a little to late.

after attemping to crash internal supports bagel-breakfast (93rd floor), the team members were unable to pull him to safety as their hands were covered in butter & cream cheese.

 

"At the arraignment in Superior Court just down the hall it was determined that because of his race, this man was denied bond for being a flight risk, so his passport was confiscated.

After being charged he knew he didn’t have a chance, as his life would be in the hands of 12 members of a jury who weren’t even smart enough to get out of jury duty."

 

the detective at the crime scene commented when seeing the evidence picture asked " Who flung Chung? "

 

Not realizing the strength of the giant phallic shaped magnet in the skyline, Mr. Woo laced up his steel toe boots, and then mistakenly opened the window "to get some fresh air".

 

"One hung HIGH"

 

What happens when the movie the matrix and reality collide.

 

Felipe's family vows never again to barge in screaming "INS......INS" just to see his reaction."

 

"LA MIGRA!"

 

In the business world, this is what happens when the shyt hits the fan.

 

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!