Definition of F.U.B.A.R

effed up beyond all recognition

 

Ruppert G., tired of Lettermans crazy antics, decides to end it all. Witnesses recall his last words:

"How's this for a stupid human trick DAVE!!!!?"



BREW

 

While that is an ABSOLUTE FREAKING RIOT, it won't be included in the judging... You have to use the original photo - as originally posted.

Again though, you're destined for an honorable mention... seriously, that cracked me up. You didn't, however, put in the chop showing me beating the guy within an inch of his life for caving in my hood... LOL!

 

MATRIX 9... "Crap and Die"

Starring RP


(Sorry..had to )
BREW

 

Look up in the sky.It's a bird,it's a plane, oh it's just some idiot jumping out a window.

 

Windowpane Flash-Back

 

For some reason I knew today would be a bad day.

 

"They told me I would only have to eat live bugs!"---Contestant on Fear Factor

 

A few REALLY good ones... keep em' coming!

 

"Simon said I couldn't carry a tune if I had a dumptruck"

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

 

If the GM Robot goes i go too

 

"lllaaaaaaatttttttttteeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr"

 

After losing the Bud Shootout last night, the last thing Jarret hears is..."You make us roose face, out you go".

MR

 

"At a regional meeting of Toyota Motor Company officials a mid-level manager openly admitted that his new Ford F-150 really is a good truck"

 

This just in: A noted Japanese tight rope walker almost made his perilous walk today between two 50 story buildings in Tokyo. He fell a few feet short when a bystander commented on his lack of a wire to walk on. This apparently woke the sleepwalking man and caused him to plunge to his tragic death, despite efforts of the crowd to save him.