Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Cooter, Pete and KC.

As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, dang, someone should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well....not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff

 

 

now that is a man that knows how to break the bad news

 

any news on your truck?

 

yep, it's official. I have a fiddy

 

Alright! Guess we can keep talking to you then! Hope it is a good one for you.

 

me too...but it seems everyone wants to talk to the new trim from south Cali, here lately

 

Congrats on the new truck and welcome to the site.

 

Dude your killing me.

 

 

Nice.

 

true, but I'd give her a run for her money if I shaved them