Special Bulletin from the Pentagon (That funny shaped building in Warshington)
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the USRSF (United States Redneck Special Forces).

These Alabama , Arkansas , Georgia , Kentucky , Mississippi , Missouri ,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
They are all gay.
They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

Why not send just one man.
It only takes one man to stop the war.

























































Jack Bauer

 

I've found secret images of training camp...

 

You freak of nature.

 

Not only is that the training camp photo, It's also the Texas members F150 meet.







BREW

 

I don't drink beer.

 

Brew is getting mad photoshop skilz.

 

Hmph...that may be us but we are shooting at all the Joisey members.

 

Which one of us drove that Nissan? Somebody needs to be booted out. That is, unless they are the one that brought the beer.

 

Wasn't me.

I would rather drive a dodge. (Dont tell closer I said that)

 

All of em showed up in the Nissan...three in the front, four in the bed.

 

Holy crap! thats a photo of my family!! How'd that get on the net??? I tell ya you leave your camera unattended for one minute and look what happens! I feel Paris Hiltons pain now!

 

Now that's funny right there...I dont care who you are.

 

Texans don't drive Nissans.

 

You got that right...I'm the photoshop shizznit



BREW