New Member...
Originally Posted by TARZAN
Just dropping in for the first time, just got a 90 model F-150, looking for some advice in the near future...
-Will
-Will
You know with a screen name like TARZAN you are just asking for it..........
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.
Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan Always check for squirrels First ."
Welcome aboard. R81
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.
Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan Always check for squirrels First ."
Welcome aboard. R81
well, its been awhile since I been here....apparently I made this thread, and after I relocated I didn't make it back online for awhile...and never made it back here LOL
I did laugh at the joke though
-Will
I did laugh at the joke though

-Will



GO THE F&*$ AWAY.............................
I'm just joshing you. Welcome back, and where are our pics man? We need pics.