Stolen 2005 F 150
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Park truck in front of tree, put a sand bag on the brake pedal. Start truck and put a brick on the gas. Cut a hole in the sand bag and the sand will start to drain. Stepp way back, soon it will be light enough to release the brake. Truck smacks into tree at 50 mph....... clean up sand, remove brick and take it home.
Adjuster shows up, you say... "Man it is sooo much worse than the police told me it was on the phone." (thats not a lie.)
Adjuster shows up, you say... "Man it is sooo much worse than the police told me it was on the phone." (thats not a lie.)
Matt rules.
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Now Now.... The poor gentleman that "borrowed" your truck probably didn't get a free hot lunch when he was growing up. He should probably get a hold of the ACLU and sue you and Ford for making a dangerous truck that caused him to lose control and be in a wreck.
Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
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Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
Sponsored by the Hillary Clinton Election Committee.
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From: Buffalo NY
Originally Posted by 427
Now Now.... The poor gentleman that "borrowed" your truck probably didn't get a free hot lunch when he was growing up. He should probably get a hold of the ACLU and sue you and Ford for making a dangerous truck that caused him to lose control and be in a wreck.
Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
Sponsored by the Hillary Clinton Election Committee.
Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
Sponsored by the Hillary Clinton Election Committee.
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Now Now.... The poor gentleman that "borrowed" your truck probably didn't get a free hot lunch when he was growing up. He should probably get a hold of the ACLU and sue you and Ford for making a dangerous truck that caused him to lose control and be in a wreck.
Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
Sponsored by the Hillary Clinton Election Committee.
Hopefully he is comfortable where he is currently being lodged. Three hot meals a day, free medical, free lawyers, free clothes, free gym membership and free cable tv. What was that you said about making payments on your truck and something about insurance?
You should be ashamed of yourself. There are others that are less fortunate in this world than we are and we should do everything we can to make them our equals or better.
Sponsored by the Hillary Clinton Election Committee.