Gunslinger

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into LaBarge, Wy one day.

He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked to the Eagle Bar and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle
of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to."

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.

The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.

The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ***?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

Don't mess with old guys .

 

As I am one of the "old" guys, I kind of liked that one.

 

 

here is an other old guy joke.

There are two bulls standing on the hill overlooking a herd of cows. The young bull turns to the old bull and say's" why don't we run down the hill and have ourselves a couple of those cows.?"
The old bull snorts and looks at the younger bull and he reply's with " No , we will just walk down slowly and have them all.."

 

Now, why is it I like that one so much?

 

You are scaring me. You are from Texas and there are cows there..
I am from West Canada and we have beavers here.... Want to come and visit?

 

 

cute jokes!