I have two:

- Tampons: A man's got to draw the line somewhere, and here's where I draw mine! She could offer to let me sleep with her college roommate and I still wouldn't head over to Target to buy her a box!

- Pantyhose: There's no dumber feeling in the world than standing in an aisle that's 65 feet long and staring at an endless sea of square boxes -- all labeled with a different shade, size, toe, etc. Talk about looking like a complete homo!

 

Have a bad shopping experience this weekend?

On the pantyhose, when someone gives you that look; Take it out and try it on your head, see how funny they think you look then.

 

I have never refused to buy anything. When you are a real man, they have no doubt who you are buying it for, and respect your security in your manhood.

 

Liar.

 

Well, it sounded good.

 

^^^^^^ It doesn't look like much work is getting done in Texas today.....

 

Nope, and I ain't going shopping neither.

 

I've done it but good grief how many choices do you need for a absorbent cork?

 

Well, I'm at work. Just getting here was bad enough.

 

Nope I'm at work but nothing going on hence my appearance here. It is supposed to start snowing here later this afternoon! I plan on blowing this popstand early.

 

I am at work, and have plenty to do, just too close to lunch to start it.

 

I'm alrerady eating lunch.

 

Mine is at 11:30.

 

slacker

 

Hey, I've been (A-hem) hard at (A-hem) work for four hours already. Had to wake up at 5AM to chisel my truck out of the ice, then had to dodge the non driving fools on the way in to work, and the roads were akin to a skating rink.