Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.

A! s it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone " Happy Birthday."

I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way
Happy Birthday !" It felt a little better
that at least s omeone had remembered.


I worked until one o'clock ,when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go !"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go < /FONT>where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quite bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight
back to the office,
Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind ?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't
mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed
by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".


And I just sat there...

On the couch...
Naked.

 

that is damn near the funniest thing i have heard all day

 

Nice!

 

 

good one bill!!!!

 

Thats funny!!

 

 

Oh...my side hurts... Good One!!

 

Should teach you what head to think with next time....

 

 

Hey Rose how are you?
Where is your pool guy? Did you fire him to?

 

Hey Silver How's life?

My pool guy never even dug the darned pool but he has such cute little buns I keep him around for yard decor!

My gardener hasn't shown up to date. I really hate to fire someone before they even start but I can't wait on him forever. . .(hear that BREW?? Get your cute little buns over here and join the pool guy! )

 

Life is good.


he bakes?

why would I do that?

 

Glad to hear it!

Funny, ha-ha, sheesh


I need more yard art