http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

huge graphics file, some may take a while to load...

 

wow, someone put some work into that one!

 

Ohhhhh, my head hurts....I closed my eyes and could still see them.

 

Freaking awesome!

 

My girlfriend made that site?

 

hehe...

 

No.

 

Blue *****:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=blue+ball

 

I followed one little ball all the way from start to almost the finish...the my boss walked in and said "what the hell are you doing??" :o

 

Rooooock.......LT's postin bad words again!!

 

I just provided the link.

 

The worse case of blue-***** I ever had (And I didn't know what it was then), had me thinking Woodrow was broke, after he failed to return to his normal morning state for 5 days...

I was hurting so bad, I got my Mom's self-diagnostic medical journal trying to see what was wrong with me. In there I read that if "Woodrow" stayed for more than 4 hours, there could be permanent damage to him. On this Saturday, Woody hung out with me, and Kellie's teasing-@$$ for 6h:30m worth of teasing, and no pleasing.

The smurfs came after I walked home...

My stomach felt like Bruce Lee had punched me in the gut, and kicked me in the "boys" at the same time. I was sick with that aching pain.

That was 20 years ago, and I still rmember it like it was yesterday.

 

"Woodrow" I find this works every time

 

 

If I'd known that would have helped me in 1985/86- I would've fixed it.

Women

I could barely walk home, and it was cold too... (Brrr....)
Her folks were at home, otherwise she wouldn't have done me like that... I couldn't believe they left us alone in her room that long.. We probably could have. In 6 hours, more than a few times. But, we were both scared of getting caught...