I've done 3 times, and it's worked everyone...

Well except for the accident, but it definitely worked for the other 2 cats...


Here's the story: In '97, my senior year, I had a black '67 Chevelle SS. 502 Keith Black motor. Hurst 4 speed. 4.10 rearend... God, I should have never sold it...

Anyway moms cat kept climbing on the car. She refused to get it declawed. I tried everything: mothballs, pieces of waterhose, spraying it with a water hose...nothing worked...

So I finally took 4 bungee cords, a empty laundry basket, and my moms '79 Monte Carlo. Put said cat under laundry basket, which was upside down bungee corded to roof, and got up to highway speeds (~70mph) for a good 20 minutes. Cat looked something like this:

Worked great. Cat never got on another car again. Second time I used the trick to keep a cat off my buddy's '98 Camero. Same results.

Third time, well, let's just say to make sure the bungee cords are in good condition, 'cause even though the laundry basket has holes in it, it still catches enough wind at 70 to fly, with its contents, pretty good...

 

That was great! BWAHAHAHA!

 

I say the outcome on the third attempt was a far superior solution to the "cat problem"......

 

Sounds like it worked EVERY time.

 

i think this may be the cat from the third try.

 

No, that one is still recognizable as feline...

 

Good thing I finished my can of pop before I read this one or I would be cleaning a keyboard before I could go to bed.

That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.