Doesn't look like any version of this has been posted in a couple of years...

SOTALLY TOBER

Starkle starkle little twink,
who the hell you are I think...HIC!

I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol

I've only had tee martoonies,
and I'm just a little slort of sheep
But I'm not near as drunk,
as some thinkle peep

And I don't even know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here,
the longer I get

Just give me one more drink
to fill my cup,
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up

And if I’m wearing a big silly grin,
the girls that were fives
now look like a ten

And the longer I stay here, the more I clearly see,
That the one's who weren't so friendly at three,
STILL don't want to go home with me...

 

lol nice
i dont think im at that point yet tho
gettin kinda tired tho