On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love said to me -


“Take out the garbage,
Clean up the basement,
Go get a haircut,
Then get the oil changed,
Throw out that old shirt,
Pick up your workbench,
Go by the cleaners,
Then, wash both cars,


Spend more time at home,
Don’t complain,
You are getting fat,
Not tonight! Dear, I have a head ache!”

 

Whoooooo! Somebody done been to the walmart...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true redneck love gave to me...

12 pack of Bud
11 wraselin' tickets
Tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flaaaaaanel shiiiirttts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT

 

I saw on the news that if you were to buy all the stuff in the song, it would cost around $19,000 today. It's up 3-4% from last year. For the stuff on you guys lists~ around $5000! Well, at least the guy with the table dances!

 

The table dances weren't mine, that came from a song recorded by Jeff Foxworthy

http://www.countrygoldusa.com/redneck_12_days.asp