Reindeer Fact
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Reindeer Fact
Reindeer Fact
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Reindeer Fact
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Not to mention the male didn't want to look at another males but all night but rather...
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
...We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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:santa:Just remember, Santa has the reigns. He directs the sleigh. He just cracks the reigns and the "girls" do what he wants, when he wants.
So in retrospect you are probably right.
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Originally Posted by vader716
Just remember, Santa has the reigns. He directs the sleigh. He just cracks the reigns and the "girls" do what he wants, when he wants.
So in retrospect you are probably right. :santa:
So in retrospect you are probably right.
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Wait till Rose sees this. She'll be getting out her "reigns"!
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Reindeer Fact
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. ,Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Well that does it!!!! I'm getting me a red velvet suit.
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
Well that does it!!!! I'm getting me a red velvet suit.
I've always said santa was a pimp......
Wears a red velvet suit trimmed in white fur
Breaks into millions of house in one night and is never caught (even though everyone knows what night he is hitting)
He drives a red sleigh wit hgold runner.... (that is pimp)
Last but most important....
He knows where all the bad girls live!!!!
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Wait till Rose sees this. She'll be getting out her "reigns"!
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
So you're big into bestiality?...
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Not my kinda thing, I like human females, but whatever floats your boat (or pulls your sled)
.....if not your compensating lift will. 
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Wait till Rose sees this. She'll be getting out her "reigns"!
Originally Posted by vader716
She'll never find it....
[img]whip smilie[/ img]
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