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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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News Flash! The Cleveland Browns have announced

that after Thursday's game with the Stillers, they have petitioned the NFL to change both the team uniform as well as the team name. In keeping with the team traditon and colors, the team will wear a bright orange wig; but intead of the usual Nikes or Reeboks on their feet, the team has opted for big floppy shoes. In lue of a face mask, the team will now wear a bright red bulbous nose, and instead of brown or white jersies, the team has gone to Polka-dots---and the name change? They have petitioned the NFL to change the name from the Browns to the Clowns...

Rumor has it that there has been a run on the truest of all bobble-head dolls...
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 04:27 PM
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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Nope---after Thursday night the new "Clowns" unies look like this:
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by referee54
that after Thursday's game with the Stillers, they have petitioned the NFL to change both the team uniform as well as the team name. In keeping with the team traditon and colors, the team will wear a bright orange wig; but intead of the usual Nikes or Reeboks on their feet, the team has opted for big floppy shoes. In lue of a face mask, the team will now wear a bright red bulbous nose, and instead of brown or white jersies, the team has gone to Polka-dots---and the name change? They have petitioned the NFL to change the name from the Browns to the Clowns...

Rumor has it that there has been a run on the truest of all bobble-head dolls...
Also, the team's management will be buying Cleveland fans a spell checker so they don't look like clowns as well when they post.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:07 PM
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What word(s) did

I misspell? "Stillers" is what they are called around here---what other goofies did I make?
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by referee54
that after Thursday's game with the Stillers, they have petitioned the NFL to change both the team uniform as well as the team name. In keeping with the team traditon and colors, the team will wear a bright orange wig; but intead of the usual Nikes or Reeboks on their feet, the team has opted for big floppy shoes. In lue of a face mask, the team will now wear a bright red bulbous nose, and instead of brown or white jersies, the team has gone to Polka-dots---and the name change? They have petitioned the NFL to change the name from the Browns to the Clowns...

Rumor has it that there has been a run on the truest of all bobble-head dolls...
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I misspell? "Stillers" is what they are called around here---what other goofies did I make?
Just busting your *****. Don't take it personally.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:09 PM
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Aren't the browns in baltimore as ravens, where the colts used to play?
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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It's too bad that the NFL only holds one bowl game. The two biggest loser teams should play in the "Toilet Bowl". The "Browns" would fit great in the "Toilet Bowl".
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:17 PM
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It's too bad that the NFL only holds one bowl game. The two biggest loser teams should play in the "Toilet Bowl". The "Browns" would fit great in the "Toilet Bowl".
Yeah, and the (I shouldn't, but........) packers.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:20 PM
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Yeah, and the (I shouldn't, but........) packers.
Yes sir. The Yellows vs. the Browns in the Toilet Bowl.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 1969Mach
Just busting your *****. Don't take it personally.

Hey---when you are a Browns fan, you can't take ANYTHING personally.

If the Packers did play the Browns, my $$ would be on Bret Favre. The Clowns couldn't cover the spread...

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Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:46 AM
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Boy if that's not the truth referee, I don't know what is. At least I got to see them win a game at home this year. Not many people can say that.
 
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