Tuesday I had a can of Diet Dr Pepper that was hot so, I stuck it in the office fridge.

That afternoon I went to retrieve it and it was gone.
There are only 12 people in the office.

At first I was a little perturbed but, figured it was an honest mistake.
No one drinks that brand that I'm aware of.

I didn't shout out, 'Who drank my friggin' soda?'" like I would at home becuase it's not that kind of office..

I didn't do anything.

Yesterday, there was a can of Diet Dr Pepper sitting in the fridge.
It is still there today.

What do I do?
I'm getting thristy.

 

Chug it buddy.....payback is hell!

 

X2

 

Perhaps Tuesday they were thirsty enough to drink your DDP, and then Wednesday payed you back. I say drink it.

 

Shake it up throughout the day and then see who is wearing it.

You'll know who your thief is and you get a measure of revenge.

 

I like Vader's best... Just don't forget and open it by mistake...

 

Drink it you Pu**y



BREW

 

ok, I drank it.
More than likely whoever took mine just replaced but, I still felt like a thief.

It was kind of scary and exciting at the same time.

There was a banana in there so I took that too.
I walked around to everyone's area and said 'hello' while I was eating the banana to see if anyone would give themselves away but, it didn't work.

No one mentioned the banana I was eating so I may never know who took my soda.

I'll try again later to get them to tip their hand but, most of the stuff in there is health food that I don't like.

 

Someone brought the banana to feed the monkey and they figured the office monkey was eating it.

 

Hey, nobody makes a monkey out of me.

 

 

Guess you aren't falling for the banana in the tail pipe trick.

 

One of my co-workers came to my cubicle when no one else was around and asked if I took his banana.

I said, "Ah-hah! So you took my soda!"
He said he didn't know what I was talking about.
He then asked me if that was Frank's cheesecake I was eating.

I knew I had screwed up then. Frank wasn't at work Tuesday.

This is getting complicated.

Plus, Frank is the boss. I either got to work on my resume or replace a lot of food.

I wish I had kept a list of everything I ate.

 

potatoes are much better..

..zap!

 

Just run for the door screaming " STOP, stop that food thief, stop that man."
when everyone comes running look baffled and ask " did anyone see which way he went?" In the confusion hide the remenants of the missing foods in the coworkers trash can. Who needs a guy that only eats banana's? Better off with out banana boy.