Warning To Mattineer For Thanksgiving
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Warning To Mattineer For Thanksgiving
Mattineer:
Just a few things to keep in mind over the Thanksgiving Holiday:
* Electric knives are sharp.
* Unattended fires can burn down houses.
* Wild Turkey is meant to be eaten to excess at Thanksgiving -- not drunk to excess.
I'm not suggesting anything -- just trying to head off any unfortunate circumstances before they occur!
Other F150online members -- feel free to pass along your own words of warning to Mr. 'Neer......
Just a few things to keep in mind over the Thanksgiving Holiday:
* Electric knives are sharp.
* Unattended fires can burn down houses.
* Wild Turkey is meant to be eaten to excess at Thanksgiving -- not drunk to excess.
I'm not suggesting anything -- just trying to head off any unfortunate circumstances before they occur!
Other F150online members -- feel free to pass along your own words of warning to Mr. 'Neer......
Last edited by ddellwo; Nov 22, 2006 at 03:22 PM.
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This should only be done wearing shorts, flip flops and having the daughter's mother video taping...
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Originally Posted by JTDEERE
Hey Mattineer, what time do you put your Christmas lights on? I'll drive by later and take a peak. Can I take a pic and post it here?
I turn them on at 5, and there off by 10 most of the time. sure, you can take a picture, but I'm having company tonight so I'm not sure how many cars will be in the driveway tonight in case they block any lights for a picture or not.
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So did we ever find out if he's going to have a relationship with this girl or will she remain a housemate? I mean she did have his kid so she must like him a little.
Matt...if you found a girl that will have your kid, much less have "relations" with you and not just for money then you better stick with her. Not to mention if during this "relations" you didn't do anything horribly wrong. (I'm assuming this because you haven't posted on it yet and I know you probably would if you encountered an issue, problem or awkward moment.)
Happy Holidays!
It's a love/hate relationship we all have with this guy.
Duke
Matt...if you found a girl that will have your kid, much less have "relations" with you and not just for money then you better stick with her. Not to mention if during this "relations" you didn't do anything horribly wrong. (I'm assuming this because you haven't posted on it yet and I know you probably would if you encountered an issue, problem or awkward moment.)
Happy Holidays!
It's a love/hate relationship we all have with this guy.
Duke
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Originally Posted by JTDEERE
Hey Mattineer, what time do you put your Christmas lights on? I'll drive by later and take a peak. Can I take a pic and post it here?
TSC
PS---is there a two-cycle knife?
Last edited by referee54; Nov 22, 2006 at 05:18 PM.