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Scientists say that homosexual activity among giraffes is, in many cases, more common than heterosexual activity.

 

- The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
- Almonds are members of the peach family.
- Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
- Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.
- Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
- A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
- A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

There

 

The portrait of Abraham Lincoln on the penny shows him facing to the right while all other portraits of presidents on U.S. circulating coins face left.


The United States, land of the free*

* Your freedom may vary.

 

I just received an email from Malaysia Airlines...

 

The CD and DVD drives on my computer mysteriously stopped working, and im too lazy to pull the cover off, and reinstall the hardware.
-Patrick

 

Ice cream has no bones.

 

...and pancakes have no bolts.

 

See my post pic above.

 

Here you go Jamz:

http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/index.html

 

I like to fart in bed and bury myself under the covers.

 

 

3 is a prime number

 

hows this for useless
my shoes are brown