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Old 11-10-2006, 07:33 PM
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DOCTORS

A- The number of doctors in the US is 700,000.

B- Number of accidental deaths caused by physicians each year is 120,000.

C- Number of accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

GUN OWNERS

A- The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000. Yes thats 80 MILLION.

B- The number of accidental gun deaths each year, for all age groups is 1,500.

C- The number of accidental gun deaths per gun owner is 0.000188

Statistically, Doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

These statistics are courtesy of the F.B.I.

REMEMBER: GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, DOCTORS DO. Not everyone owns a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. We must ban doctors bedore this gets out of hand
 
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:55 PM
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Hey...........

My wife is a doctor.....

and I am a gun owner......

better stay away from our house!
 
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pgh_medic
Hey...........

My wife is a doctor.....

and I am a gun owner......

better stay away from our house!
Shoot her quick!!!
 
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:06 PM
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Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Same for Laura Bush's car.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Ken...d****_incident

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dutton_Douglas
 

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Old 11-11-2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pgh_medic
Hey...........

My wife is a doctor.....

and I am a gun owner......

better stay away from our house!

LMAO ! ! !

I dont owna gun, but I'll say this about gun control.

"It's BS!"

Ink pens don't write letters, people do...cars don't drive, people do...Gun don't kill people, people do.

 



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