The misspellings and incorrect use of words in Mattineer's posts are unreal. How can you spell "parties" correctly once and then incorrectly twice in the same post?

 

yea but 5 days later could they still come back and get us?

 

It depends on how much DNA was on the TP.

Next time just buy new roll rather than saving it up like that.

 

And there is always, THE INFORMER.

 

Maybe it was SNOW?




(obscure joke there -- anyone get that?)

 

Not quite that obscure.

 

Back in college, we TP'd our homecoming partner's sorority house. We planned for weeks, stealing TP out of the dorms (the BIG rolls). Had several pickup loads of TP. Someone made up a TP gun with a leaf blower, mounted two paint rollers to the end of the tube and fired it up. The streamers went probably 15' in the air.

Obviously, 20 guys running around in the dark around a sorority house is gonna raise some suspicion. Cops came around and took one look and just said, "Keep it out of the street." What's a cop going to do you know?

You could have swore it snowed 12" on their front lawn in the morning, thousands of streamers hanging from the trees. I used to have a picture of the carnage, it was a sight to behold. Sure wish I could find it now.

 

If they had proof it was you, sure.

 

I got it. Know what's even worse (or maybe pathetic is a better word)? I actually have that CD in my desk drawer here at work right now. A few years ago me and one of my coworkers (F150online.com alias "Dinty") were talking about that song and I actually dug up the CD and brought it in for a laugh. It's been in the back of the desk drawer ever since.......

Snow
Informer

What's up man hey yo what's up
Yeah what's goin' on here
Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here
You know what I'm sayin'
Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day
Word word bust it

CHORUS:
Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.

CHORUS.

Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

CHORUS.

Bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover
Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly
Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do

CHORUS.

Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2)
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know
Pure black people mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show
Where me born in on the one Toronto so

CHORUS.

Come with a nice young lady.
Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all
Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a
You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so

CHORUS.

Why would he (x2)

Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl
Police knock my door lick up my pal
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands
Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped
Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

CHORUS.

 

 

Yeah, I'm not perfect by any means, but ... I have him on my ignore list and really and truely dont want to see his posts.

 

Makes two of us, it just sucks when people quote him.

 

Thanks GB... now I'm going to have that damn song in my head all day... LMAO!

 

What's even worse is that I can't really put him on ignore as a moderator... especially because he's the center-point of so many problems on the site... one of those folks that you can't put on permanent ignore really...

 

Does he really cause that many problems? He kind of brightens my day. I find it reassuring that someone like that can make it in life.