The devil stabbed me!
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The devil stabbed me!
so I'm out scaring the kids tonight for Halloween dressed as some monster looking thing. I managed to make a good hand full cry before they walk/ran out of my driveway lol
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face!
all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face!
all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!
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From: San Antonio, Tx
Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
so I'm out scaring the kids tonight for Halloween dressed as some monster looking thing. I managed to make a good hand full cry before they walk/ran out of my driveway lol
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face! all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face!
all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
so I'm out scaring the kids tonight for Halloween dressed as some monster looking thing. I managed to make a good hand full cry before they walk/ran out of my driveway lol
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face! all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!
but anyway, I walk up to this little girl dressed as a devil as she's walking up my driveway with her Mom, I go up close to her and she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face!
all her mom did was laugh, but I was ticked! her mom never even apologized, just let her daughter stab me in the face with that fork thing and walk away!darn my assassin failed... There is always the next one to try.
Mwahahaha ehh ehh ehh
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You scared kids and made them cry...and the kids struck back.
Wasn't it Matt who was trying to teach you about Karma...
Wasn't it Matt who was trying to teach you about Karma...
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I would have laughed too....
I can't get on to my kid for doing something I would have done too... I dont care who it is, get in my face mask or not and I'd poke you too....
I can't get on to my kid for doing something I would have done too... I dont care who it is, get in my face mask or not and I'd poke you too....
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this little girl was about 5 years old, maybe 6 I think. All I know if I didn't have my mask on, i'm sure that fork thinkgy would have left a mark cuase this girl wasn't playing around, she went in for the kill!
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
so I'm out scaring the kids tonight for Halloween dressed as some monster looking thing. I managed to make a good hand full cry before they walk/ran out of my driveway lol...
...I walk up to this little girl... ...she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face... ...I stood there and cried like the baby that I am.
...I walk up to this little girl... ...she takes that Red fork thing the Devil carries or something, and stabs it right onto my face... ...I stood there and cried like the baby that I am.
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What kind of Mattinneer goes out to make kids cry?
Only the kind of Mattineer that gets his a$$ kicked by a five year old, then goes to a public forum to not only admit he got it kicked, but to cry about it!
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Better question: WHY do you remember to breathe?
Only the kind of Mattineer that gets his a$$ kicked by a five year old, then goes to a public forum to not only admit he got it kicked, but to cry about it!
You amaze me. How do you remember to breathe ?
Better question: WHY do you remember to breathe?