Clamdiggers is what we used to call them, back in the day.......

 

What I can't work out is that all year my wife and daughters tell me they have nothing to wear.
Then, when we go on vacation, there's a pile of bags, cases and trunks with all their clothes in there.
Jeez, you should see it all. I'll bet Scott took less to the Antarctic on his expedition.
If I question this, they will say, "but I need the Taupe pants to go with my Aubergine jacket"
What the hell is Taupe? Like most men, I'm like Windows 3.1. I think in 16 colours max.
And then, because we are going somewhere hot, they wear the same T-shirt and shorts all trip.
And then, they buy loads more clothes and I have to buy an extra case to bring it all home.

Next time we go out, nobody has anything to wear