OH NO! My Sphincter is too loose!
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OH NO! My Sphincter is too loose!
So here's the story...
I go to get a physical this morning to renew my Coast Guard lisence. Just a standard form that you take to a "Doc-in-a-box" saying your healthy enough to work on ships. To my amazement, after years of praying it would happen, I get a HOT med student chick that gives me the physical! She keeps asking me if I've had any health issues, and I really am pretty healthy, so I just keep telling her I'm fine, fill out the paperwork. Well, as she's feeling what ever it is they feel on your belly...I say, "Ya know, the only thing I can think of, is I get heart burn often." Well, here comes the funny part...she's telling me why, and she explains that above your stomach you have a muscle that contracts to keep everything in there. Guess what its called? A Sphincter!!!! She's being totally straight faced, telling me my Sphinctor probably doesn't contract enough, and they can loosen up as you get older. I finally bust out laughing at her and say "Look, once is ok, but how do you expect me to keep a straight face with you telling me over and over how my friggin sphincter is too loose??????" To hear this hot chick saying Sphincter over and over just killed me!
To end the story, I finally asked her on a date, and she said she doesn't date guys with loose sphincters! (OK, so I made that part up, but I should have asked her out!)
Now to go buy some pepcid or something to get my sphincter to tighten up!
I go to get a physical this morning to renew my Coast Guard lisence. Just a standard form that you take to a "Doc-in-a-box" saying your healthy enough to work on ships. To my amazement, after years of praying it would happen, I get a HOT med student chick that gives me the physical! She keeps asking me if I've had any health issues, and I really am pretty healthy, so I just keep telling her I'm fine, fill out the paperwork. Well, as she's feeling what ever it is they feel on your belly...I say, "Ya know, the only thing I can think of, is I get heart burn often." Well, here comes the funny part...she's telling me why, and she explains that above your stomach you have a muscle that contracts to keep everything in there. Guess what its called? A Sphincter!!!! She's being totally straight faced, telling me my Sphinctor probably doesn't contract enough, and they can loosen up as you get older. I finally bust out laughing at her and say "Look, once is ok, but how do you expect me to keep a straight face with you telling me over and over how my friggin sphincter is too loose??????" To hear this hot chick saying Sphincter over and over just killed me!
To end the story, I finally asked her on a date, and she said she doesn't date guys with loose sphincters! (OK, so I made that part up, but I should have asked her out!)
Now to go buy some pepcid or something to get my sphincter to tighten up!
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From: Houston and Lil ol' England
Yes, it is indeed the the lower oesophageal sphincter she was talking about.
However, if it was me, I would have been sitting there making Beavis & Butthead noises.
"Huh hu hu, she said Sphincter, Huh hu" etc
I am sooo childish sometimes :o
However, if it was me, I would have been sitting there making Beavis & Butthead noises.
"Huh hu hu, she said Sphincter, Huh hu" etc
I am sooo childish sometimes :o
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Originally Posted by MROLDV8
Did she make you turn and cough?
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by whip
I should have asked her out!)
There was a hot chick and you did not ask her out?
Grow some nuts pansie........
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by Monkey-1
A hot chick you didnt ask out??? I just have one question, did she make you remove your panties for the physical? Grow a sack man!
The other reason she turned him down for that date is the real reason his sphincter was too loose?
