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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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on the couch.

In true UC fasion I spent the night on the couch.

It started when the wife and I were shopping last night. She was looking at the fireman's calender when I said in a clear and loud voice " I hate it when you lick the pictures, now we have to buy that one again!"

It all when down hill from there.......
 
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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 10:20 PM
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Would be soooo worth a week on the couch though!

As long as I'm off by sunday so I dont miss the weekely sunday sex........
 
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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 10:24 PM
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Ain't love grand? In our house, if she gets mad at me, she can sleep on the couch. I sleep much better in the bed but if I get mad I'll sleep on the couch. Doesn't happent too often fortunately.

Good luck!
 
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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 10:37 PM
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That was totally worth it.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 07:17 AM
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[QUOTE=PSS-Mag]


Would be soooo worth a week on the couch though!

As long as I'm off by sunday so I dont miss the weekely sunday sex........[/QUOT
would that be the "scheduled "night , you know because you want it and she could casre less
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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HAHA Awesome line, I have to agree probably worth a night on the couch
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
It all when down hill from there.......
Funny how that is always the case.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 09:15 AM
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That was totally worth it.

Absolutely....I completely agree.

Sometimes one must take one for comedy.

Well Done!
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Does she not have a sense of humor? I mean come on....... Was she just embarrassed or what? My wife would've just laughed it off. And no way would I have slept on the couch. I dont care how mad I am or she is (neither of which happen very often), I never sleep on the couch. If she wants to sleep on the couch then she's welcome too, but I'm getting in to the bed.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
In true UC fasion I spent the night on the couch.

It started when the wife and I were shopping last night. She was looking at the fireman's calender when I said in a clear and loud voice " I hate it when you lick the pictures, now we have to buy that one again!"

It all when down hill from there.......
LMFAO ! ! !

Yeah, it sucks when them thar women folk cant take a joke.

 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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You know, I am going to steal that, let's see if we get the same results and I
get put in the dog house.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 06:10 PM
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Wow..... You guys make me not want to get married ever..
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 06:27 PM
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Would be soooo worth a week on the couch though!

As long as I'm off by sunday so I dont miss the weekely sunday sex........
Originally Posted by xflyboy
would that be the "scheduled "night , you know because you want it and she could casre less
No, just seems to be the night that she wants it like clock work.... Of course I'm not going to complain... some is better than non!
I want it all the time..... any other night I have to trade it for a back rub if I'm lucky..... err to get lucky.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 07:56 PM
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Does she not have a sense of humor? I mean come on....... Was she just embarrassed or what? My wife would've just laughed it off. And no way would I have slept on the couch. I dont care how mad I am or she is (neither of which happen very often), I never sleep on the couch. If she wants to sleep on the couch then she's welcome too, but I'm getting in to the bed.

Most of the time she has good humor. Has to put up with me .
Some times she plays well with it. Last time was when some gay guy with the gay pride sticker on his jeep, I talked her into blowing him kisses and she ran her tounge around her lips, he looked a little pissy when he looked away. All good fun at a red light.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2006 | 09:36 PM
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There was one time I was at Busch Gardens in the Germany area. A bunch of us were sitting around drinking beers. The guy with me let out a real loud, and I mean really loud, beer belch. Other customers turned around and looked and he pointed to me. I was embarassed but thought it was hysterical.
 
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