The wife came home early and found her husband
in their bedroom making love to a very attractive
young woman. And was somewhat upset .

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the
mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"

The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so
at least I can tell you what happened."
" Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!"


And the husband began -
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car. I noticed that she
was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in
my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a
shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes,

I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few
years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't use because I
don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't use because someone at
work has a pair the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears
in her eyes and said,


"Please ... do you have anything else that your wife
doesn't use?"

 

hahahahahaha. Awesome.

 

 

8/10