Let's see, my truck get pretty bad gas mileage.... I know, let's put some non-functional scoops on it! I guess on a positive note, maybe they help slowing down. Maybe they should rename them "Wind Brakes".

 

People who have to park so close that I can't get out/in of my truck....

Woof
Bowser

 

• plastic chrome
• regular cab trucks with long beds
• huge *** tachometers and really bright shift lights with the redline set at like 1500 rpm
• cops that sit and watch stop signs all day or set up speed traps
• cops that abuse the power of their job
• THE HEAD-ON COMMERCIAL
• when the headline of the news is "brad pitt caught with a prostitute" or anything to do with movie stars' personal lives and relationships
• the spoiled *** kids on mtv's my sweet 16
• cars with 24" + rims and 1" tires
• cars with like 8 subwoofers, pointless
• people who sew over every freakin thing that happens to them
• people who protest and try to have everything banned (playing tag at school, smoking, 2 stroke atv's, big trucks, rebel flags, etc.)
• snitches
• the race card
• the chicken noodle soup song, as well as all of the new rap songs about grillz, cars with 30" rims, ghost riding da whip, gucci, stunna shades, etc.
• the fact that there is no playoff in college football
• kentucky wildcat basketball
• professional atheletes who are paid $5 million a year and still whine about not getting enough money
• the new shows for kids (wiggles, doodlebops, that talking hand show, boobahs, etc.) the next generation is going to be a weird *** group if we let our kids keep watching these shows

I'm sure I will think of more crap as the thread progresses.

 

The University of Alabama and their fans. WAR EAGLE!!!
Caprice Classics with rims that cost more than the car is worth (usually has a Crimson Tide tag on it.)

 

captina morgan has the best list so far....

and i am soo glad u said "the spoiled *** kids on mtv's my sweet 16" i would like kill every person on that show..

 

another vehicle related item (to keep this on track...)
illuminated exhaust tips. WTF! its an exhaust pipe, not an effing jet engine.
APC stickers plastered across windows-- its like putting cards inbetween bicycle spokes. dumb


people who dont like Kentucky Wildcat Basketball!!

ps, they just got a $6 mil gift for their practice/recruitment facility
OHHHH C A T S cats cats cats


class of '05

 

Loud V6's.
V6's with flowmaster stickers.
People who cant drive
5'4 Motorcycle Policeman
People With "Audiobahn" bumper stickers
Too much chrome
8 inch hubcap spinners
People with cd's hanging from their mirrors
Ugly Girls with shoe polish on their wind shields that say "chick in the box"
Short People that drive huge trucks
People who dont yield or check their blind spots
People who smoke at sonic when youre sitting in your car waiting for your food with the windows down
Ricers in general
Stupid bumper stickers
And the *** hole that shattered my mirror!
Just to name a few

Also, chrome window tint

 

I dont think this hasnt been mentioned yet, but

Eighteen Wheeler mudflaps on a lifted half ton truck
Those are so ugly
Cheap looking fender flares
Flaking Window Tint

 

I like all of yours but these are the best, i hate that damn head on commercial. It makes me think... were they trying to make it annoying just so people would talk about it?

 

1. Overweight coal & logging trucks going 35mph ,and not using the turnouts!!!!!!
2. Getting behind those trucks in the rain!
3. My truck with little pink & white flowers over the rear view!! Sorry Jen, aint happin’!!!
4. Oh yeah, & of course all those anti SUV freaks! Grow up kids!

 

I also hate those self checkouts at walmart. it pisses me off when I waste 20-30 minutes picking stuff out only to have my debit card declined. did they think it would make the lines quicker? people never can get them to work right and a cashier always has to come enter a code when you have a problem or buy stuff like lighter fluid. plus, if you dont rub your items all over the x after you scan it the alarm goes off when you walk out the door. I hate those damn things.

why can't we go back to the old fashioned way of doing things?

 

Stick on vinyl camo
Actually, any kind of camo on a truck that doesnt belong to the military

 

V6 mustangs!!!!!!!!!! especially ones with body kits

 

AMEN I WAS READING THROUGH THIS SAY THAT ALL ALONG

 

- people who get in the left lane, to drive slow, then flip me off
- people who get over without looking
- chicks driving with a dog in the lap, a coke in hand while on the phone
- people who can't pick a speed!!
- V6's with fake V8 signs
- Cars that cost 500 bucks but have 3000$ rims and 2000$ stereos
- People who break down in the middle of the freeway then get out and start working on there car in traffic
- When coming to a stop light you see a person who was behind another car for 5 miles all of a sudden get over then proceed to pace the car next to them. They don't do it on purpose just not paying attention
- PEOPLE WHO CAUSE ACCIDENTS BECUASE THEY SLOW DOWN TO LOOK AT OTHER ACCIDENTS!!
- People who brag about owning a M3, then later finding out there parents had to get a second morgage to afford it.
- When someone gets outa there car and opens there door into yours.. Thankyou Mr. Officer.
-Getting a 6inch lift but putting on 16inch rims and "showing it off"
- Mexico liscense plates- meaning stay away I drive slow and have no insurance.
- People on cell phones while driving
- if there are 3 urnals: the Guy who uses the middle one- making sure that if someone comes in then there next to him.
- Rainbow stickers - if your gay I don't care, just get out the way!
- Women who give guys the finger- thats just stupid, some people are crazy and will hurt you. I have seen it.
- Intersections will the light takes 2 minutes to change but no-one was around to turn it red in the first place...
- When a line 1/2 mile long forms for gas::::: 5 cents cheaper than next door.

#1: People who still write checks (not rent etc) in supermarkets. Use your debit card people!!!!!!!



Thats just a few. I have problems