Subject: Visiting the ER

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they were not that sick after all.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you are in need of quicker emergency service.

 

Where is the rolling on the floor smiley...there aint one here that covers it.

That was classic.

x1000

 

Lol!!!

 

Or put on your police costume and take out your toy gun and start playing with it in the waiting room.

 

Thats a good one crazy what people do when they see a uniform belive me i was in a firefighter uniform and walked into a store at about 0230 and thsi guy look at me and said **** and ran out the door i was liek WTF later the guy was picked up for armmed robbery the clerk the next day was liek thank you officer i was liek i am a firefighter and if they would of read it says fire dept on my patch and badge and had no type of visible weapon on my side

 

I have two 1' x 1' magnets that I stick on both sides of my truck with the same logo every once in a while, haha.