Halloween Plans??
Halloween Plans??
What is everyone doing for All Hallow's Eve?? I am a fairly well built bald south texan, can anyone guess my costume?? I am going to a buddie's new house for a party/poker thing...
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
Since I'm a little old for the whole trick-or-treat thing, I guess I'll just stay home and watch the tube. Unless I have to work. Ho-Hum 

old?
What the hey?
Girl, your not much older then me, it's more like HOTT!
But not old.
Age is only the number of years you've been here, maturity is how much you've let those years get you down.......
I dont know what I'm going to be yet, I've just run out of ideas this year..... I'll come up with something though.
I dont know what I'm going to be yet, I've just run out of ideas this year..... I'll come up with something though.
each year i find a new way to scare the snot out of the neighborhood kids.
this year i started the story that i have a ghost in my house. when my house was being built a carpenter was working on the roof, and he fell off the roof and died. that night he had planned to go to a halloween party dressed as a clown...... but.... he never made it. so he walks my house as a ghost in a clown suit. also, he tends to sit in the den at the front of my house and look out the window. i guess this story has already been passed around the school bus by the kids.
my plan is to hang around the front of my house, while my wife gives out candy, dressed like an evil clown. (got this great mask. the eyes are all black and look like cigars burned holes in them. evil pointed teeth. great big clown hair) when the kids come to the door, i'll peak out the window.... that'll freakim out.
couple years ago i was the chain saw massacre guy.... saw and all.
the kids love it.
oaw
this year i started the story that i have a ghost in my house. when my house was being built a carpenter was working on the roof, and he fell off the roof and died. that night he had planned to go to a halloween party dressed as a clown...... but.... he never made it. so he walks my house as a ghost in a clown suit. also, he tends to sit in the den at the front of my house and look out the window. i guess this story has already been passed around the school bus by the kids.
my plan is to hang around the front of my house, while my wife gives out candy, dressed like an evil clown. (got this great mask. the eyes are all black and look like cigars burned holes in them. evil pointed teeth. great big clown hair) when the kids come to the door, i'll peak out the window.... that'll freakim out.
couple years ago i was the chain saw massacre guy.... saw and all.
the kids love it.
oaw
Originally Posted by oscar_a_wiggy
each year i find a new way to scare the snot out of the neighborhood kids.
this year i started the story that i have a ghost in my house. when my house was being built a carpenter was working on the roof, and he fell off the roof and died. that night he had planned to go to a halloween party dressed as a clown...... but.... he never made it. so he walks my house as a ghost in a clown suit. also, he tends to sit in the den at the front of my house and look out the window. i guess this story has already been passed around the school bus by the kids.
my plan is to hang around the front of my house, while my wife gives out candy, dressed like an evil clown. (got this great mask. the eyes are all black and look like cigars burned holes in them. evil pointed teeth. great big clown hair) when the kids come to the door, i'll peak out the window.... that'll freakim out.
couple years ago i was the chain saw massacre guy.... saw and all.
the kids love it.
oaw
this year i started the story that i have a ghost in my house. when my house was being built a carpenter was working on the roof, and he fell off the roof and died. that night he had planned to go to a halloween party dressed as a clown...... but.... he never made it. so he walks my house as a ghost in a clown suit. also, he tends to sit in the den at the front of my house and look out the window. i guess this story has already been passed around the school bus by the kids.
my plan is to hang around the front of my house, while my wife gives out candy, dressed like an evil clown. (got this great mask. the eyes are all black and look like cigars burned holes in them. evil pointed teeth. great big clown hair) when the kids come to the door, i'll peak out the window.... that'll freakim out.
couple years ago i was the chain saw massacre guy.... saw and all.
the kids love it.
oaw
OUTSTANDING oaw.
I wanna live in your hood.
Halloween blows in my town.
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
old?
What the hey?
Girl, your not much older then me, it's more like HOTT!
But not old.
What the hey?
Girl, your not much older then me, it's more like HOTT!
But not old.

Awww, thanks Jamz, sweet talker!! I live too far out in the boonies to get any ghosts or goblins at my door, my husband is going to be out of town and I really do think I'm well past the trick-or-treat stage of life so my night will be fairly uneventful. My husband and a friend of his went trick-or-beering one Halloween and came home quite drunk. It's amazing how many folks offered up beer and even mixed drinks!!
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
My husband and a friend of his went trick-or-beering one Halloween and came home quite drunk. It's amazing how many folks offered up beer and even mixed drinks!!


That is GREAT!!!!
I may have to try that!
Hmmm wonder what trick or sex will get????
(In this town it would probably get you a trip to the doctor for some penicilin)
I usually walk around with the neighbors. We carry a wagon with a cooler in it and some adult beverages in that. The only problem is timing the bathroom breaks. Have to make sure you're near a house where you know the owner's. Hey, no one ever said Halloween is just for kids.


