The shirt thread reminded me of an old joke.

This guy goes to the doctor, says Doc, my ears ring all the time, I have trouble concentrating and get headaches all the time. The doctor gives him a physical and says, man, I hate to tell you but the only solution is to remove your *********. So, he can't stand it any more and has the surgery. While in the hospital, he is feeling better, and decides to take a trip to Europe as a special treat to lift his spirits. He needs some new clothes, goes to a shop, picks out some suits and ties and say, okay now some dress shirts. The sales guy says ok, what neck do you take. The guy say 15 1/2. The sales clerk says GOOD GRIEF MAN! You are at least a 17, if you tried to wear a 15 1/2, your ears would ring, you would have trouble concentrating and have headaches!

I know, old one and a little lame, but goodness, it's dead on here.

 

Thanks for telling us about why you went to Europe.

 

Now, that is something I would expect from Brew. Don't need you starting up with it!

 

Now we know why you had to buy the Edge, you needed some more *****.

 

Blue, it's slow as chit here today, what do ya expect? Speaking of BREW, where is that bum? I know he's not working that hard...

 

Good one Blue. Sorry I didn't notice it earlier.

 

Well, we both know I have more than you since i have the Edge and you don't.

 

Thank you Mam.

 

It's (M'am) the shortened version of (Madam).

(Mam) is the singular of .........uh...... (.) (.)

 

However it's spelled, I'd rather be called Miss. But I know that it is a form of being polite. So, you're welcome Blue.

 

Well, Texans just say Mam, and if that is not good enough, tough tittie.

 

Hey now.......I told you I knew you were being polite.

Tough tittie!! From m'am to tough tittie in an instant.

 

No offense meant.

 

None taken. That's hysterical....it got me laughing. Thanks.

 

I've heard other variations of that joke over the years but it's still funny.