So how much did you spend all together today??

 

I don't know yet.. I closed my eyes as I gave them my credit card!

 

Uh oh.

 

these r the pictures of the one I bought today.. just black, but a nice gloosy finish... it's an all stainless steel interior

 

IF ANYBODY OWNS STOCK IN BEST BUY:

SALE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't understand. You work in the construction trade, and you can't fix anything?

Maybe you should leave us know what buildings you are working on so none of us walk into one of them unprepared for the collapse.

Also no giving Mountaineer Jr. rides in the washer or dryer. But if you have a cat you can toss them in any time.

 

Oh, Man!! I can barely contain my excitement. Just tell us Matt. When will you have to buy a new Microwave.

Stand by folks. That should be a side-splitting tale of woe.

Matt. Try this
1 plate (preferably m/waveable) + 1 sharp knife + 1 microwave + as many green grapes as you can split and place face down to cover the plate.

Microwave on high.
Just make sure you turn out all the lights in the kitchen and pull the blinds.
Be sure to call all y our friends over to watch, too.