Haha, yeah. I remember trying to hoist myself up a flagpole by my belt loop...didnt work.

As for the fans, heck I still throw my socks up into the fan if its on. Toss em up and see whos face they land on

 

No just uber exhausted physically and mentally, but can't stop. Bare with me for the next few weeks it is likely to get worst. I maybe typing mattineer chat before it's all said and done.

 

Did it work?



arrrrrgh......
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I laughed right through all your responses! You guys crack me up.

I'm sure it probably does make smoke, chemicals are like that! I want one of you to tell me if a king size waterbed really holds enough water to fill a 2000 sqft house 4 inches deep.

 

I'll have to find it, and scan it, somewhere I have a pic of one of our old weater beds.... I was filling it up, walked off, got busy on something else and forgot about it. When I remembered it I went running back there and the mattress was almost chin high......

It was funny......

 

How did you get the excess water out without making a mess? Seems it would just explode out of the filler tube the minute you remove the hose.

 

I was using the outside hydrant, so I just took it off the faucet and let it drain back into the yard. It had plenty of pressure.....

 

One way to water the yard!

 

Afarid not. If I did my math right, 2000 sqft 4" deep is about 666 cubic feet of water. 1 cubic foot of water is 6.229 gallons for a total of 4,148.5 gallons. That is a bit more than a king size bed.
Again, if I did my math right, that is a small swimming pool 14.8x14.8x3 ft deep.

 

I had a Morroccan friend, a realllllly big friend. He had just finished filling his king-sized waterbed when we walked in with our new daughter. He took her in his arms and began dancing around with her, tripped and fell onto the bed. Now the water was like ice-water (he didn't think he had to use warm water because he figured the heater would warm it up. Not likely that that amount of water would warm up within a couple of hours)
Anyhow, he fell, the bladder exploded and he at least kept our daughter up out of the water, while he nearly drowned before we could get her and he could get out. He also never had a liner. Needless to say, his trailer porch (the only room big enough for the bed) was immediately flooded. So
In answer to the question
I don't know, but a 12X12 porch will definitely have a lot of water..............
until it drains out all the holes around the wall sills.